Cruelty Opponent Gifts

Seal Hunt: This year, I'll strike first!

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

Investments: Yes, we have organic, local & cruelty-free stocks.

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

'He has some unresolved issues.'

Rabbit pulled from top hat carries 'Stop animal cruelty' banner

'It is Hyena. You said you wanted a fun fur.'

Animal cosmetic testing

We are an equal opportunities employer - It's true. They pay the same lousy wages to men and women.

"There are no animal products in our dishes, but since the meals are prepared by animals, you may find some stray hairs."

"We seem to be the only animals here."

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

"Our civilisation is consuming too many resources. But we don't make enough money to enjoy it either."

"It seems like a good idea, but is it scalable?"

'Tell me more about your deep-seated hatred of cats.'

"Yes to the burl-wood dash, no to the leather seats."

'Okay, all right, this 'Occupy Wall Street' movement has grown too large for us to ignore.'

Seal hunters cutting a hole in the ice, while a seal cuts a hole around the hunters.

"Here you are - Two house martinis, humanely poured!"

"Today a protest at the White House..."

"I can handle the big cats, but the clowns creep me out."

"I could use some of those animal rights activists about now."

Product Testing: Nicotine and Cosmetics.

Women's Rights

"Sweetie, words have the power to hurt. I'll teach you some of the most effective ones."

"I hate playing with pros!"

"Do you mind?"

An angry Elephant has finally found the person who has his former foot (a Hunter in his Den) using it for a waste-paper basket.

Mushroom cloud from a car's exhaust pipe.

"I don't know about you, but I'm getting that globally warm and fuzzy feeling."

"You have an impressive CV, but we were actually looking for someone more like us."

Who Wears Fur Is A Criminal Barbarian!