Unfairness Critic Gifts

'I didn't say it was your fault, Colby. I said we'd act like it was your fault.'

"We need a union!'

Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

'Welcome! You are now in Shambles!'

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

Scientific Research: 'Uh...why'd it take'em 20 yeahs t' figyah that out?'

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

"What are you going to do about so many people living below the poverty line?''

"Can you hear me now?"

Cop Shop/Fake evidence/Plant now for spring.

The weight the justice.

Angels crying because they lost first place to a big butch man

'I'm afraid it's Daddy you have to impress-he's a RSPCA inspector!'

Supremacist Court

Lady Justice Balances A Marriage Quarrel

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all for paying women's salaries."

Woman has desk boxes labelled: Good For The Goose & Good For The Gander.

'If this is a democracy, how come voters don't get matching funds?'

"And with the amazing scores of 99.95, may I present Roger and Milly Mallard!"

'Perhaps you would like to rephrase your last answer.'

First class only raft.

'Hers his. That's not fair.'

'All equality acts are created equal but some are more equal than others.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the fairest of them all?"

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem... why doesn't everyone get one?"

'Do you have the feeling that we're being surrounded?'

Pay Rises.

'I guess it's an improvement over the previous 'do-nothing' policy.'

'Well, I don't trust a laws system that makes it possible for a guy like me to leave the courtroom as a free man.'

Tax Haven UK

Seal hunters cutting a hole in the ice, while a seal cuts a hole around the hunters.

Live like a billionaire! (For 30 seconds.): Vote YOUR economic interest! He does!

'Tolerance...Zero Tolerance'