Affluence Critic Gifts

After school club

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"Gee, thanks pal."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

"It's time to get politics out of money."

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

"What are you going to do about so many people living below the poverty line?''

"I, too, hate being a greedy bastard, but we have a responsibility to our shareholders."

"We must do something about the bloated, fat cat image bankers have a acquired...I think I'll settle for a bigger chair!"

Ryan Crossing

Oxfam report shows the 8 richest men as much wealth as the poorer half of humanity.

"Perhaps this will refresh your memory."

Med. Soc Sec. Can we agree on anything to reduce the deficit other than a bake sale?

"It may well be the root of all evil, but it's also the root of all this."

'All hail, our economic Overlords!'

'Money isn't everything...but it should be.'

'Wow, they certainly know how to hide their poverty!'

'Class Warfare!'

Shared Poverty

'Under our tax reform plan, tax loopholes of the rich would apply to the poor as well!'

First class only raft.

Our Yuppie Dad

"Who would ever have guessed that there'd be a golden age of debt?"

Live like a billionaire! (For 30 seconds.): Vote YOUR economic interest! He does!

GOP: 'I didn't come to Washington to champion the midle class! There's no money in that!'

Man with a top hat. The lid of the hat is rising with some eyes peering out.

Tax Haven UK

Cost of the military.

Pay Rises.

'Do you have the feeling that we're being surrounded?'

"That's the deal for Manhattan. If you have to ask how much for the Hamptons, you can't afford it."

"I bought the roses. I don't need to smell them."