Frugality Critics Gifts

'Two can live as cheaply as one, but I refuse to live with a cheapskate.'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

'The great thing is, the poor won't be able to squander it on luxuries such as dignity, equality and hope!'

My 5-year-old nephew cut his hair! His mom was so upset until she thought: 'Wait a minute! I just saved 12 bucks!'

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

'It's cheaper than gas.'

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Greed.

Doris was determined to save money on cat parlour fees!

'How much did you save this year?'

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

"I always say; 'You don't need to spend a lot of money to have a good time on a first date."

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

Pandora's box.

"Is that neat whisky?"

'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!'

"Do you have this in an $11.99?"

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

How to do without

"Do you have something cheap but with a really expensive label?"

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

'And don't say you could have done it cheaper and better at home.'

'Generally, cost-cutting is a good thing. Specifically, too much of a good thing.'