Crosswalk Comedian T-Shirts

'This is that good deer crossing I was telling you about.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

The Adventures of God

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

Push for Disco...

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

"Relax. They're just crows."

Road work next 15 years.

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

London Fashion Week.

'Oh come on, there's only one of them, you just have to keep an eye out.'

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

"You really can't look at things in a black and white perspective anymore, Especially as we said that white is the new black."

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

Road Work Ahead

Factory raised chickens. . .Free range chickens. . . Chickens that crossed the road.

Gadzooks, will the light never change?

A rolling stone gathers Kate Moss

'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.'

Laughter at Zebra Crossing.

Designer Steals the Opening Day with Two Models wearing One Outfit

Will dick around on the internet all day for food.

A clown sees that his unicycle has been wheel clamped.

"Pull up past the armadillo."

"Why don't you get off the road and use the bike lane?"

"Now that's what I call a fashion model."