Catwalk Commander T-Shirts

"Someone's in trouble! Quick - you, you, you and you—help me change!"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Cat in a tank...

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Fake fur coat and no knickers

Oscars acceptance speech.

The Bland Leading the Bland

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

Bored Baker

A woman bows to the crowd

London Fashion Week.

"I like its easygoing spirit, but light mauve shows jelly."

'I'll do the leading, if you don't mind.'

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

Cat Up Tree - "He refuses to come down unless you agree to all his demands."

"You really can't look at things in a black and white perspective anymore, Especially as we said that white is the new black."

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

Fashion Week 2021

'You remembered to bake it BEFORE the stripper got in, right?'

Model Village

"I was reluctant at first to let you introduce art classes to the colony, but the morale of my workers and soldiers has definitely improved!"

Celebrity without a cause