Catwalk Commander Gifts

"Someone's in trouble! Quick - you, you, you and you—help me change!"

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Cat in a tank...

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Fake fur coat and no knickers

Oscars acceptance speech.

Kelly Mittendorf

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

The Bland Leading the Bland

Perp Walk Fashion Show

"We don�t do awards ceremonies up here actually"

Bored Baker

Hospital gown pageant.

Leonardo DiCaprio

A woman bows to the crowd

Gok Wan

London Fashion Week.

Sara Sampaio

"I like its easygoing spirit, but light mauve shows jelly."

'I'll do the leading, if you don't mind.'

Skinny model in wardrobe - 'Clothes hang better on skinny models.'

Cat Up Tree - "He refuses to come down unless you agree to all his demands."

Fashion Week 2021

"You really can't look at things in a black and white perspective anymore, Especially as we said that white is the new black."

A short legged lady bug is among long legged ones.

Put on come clothes. You'll catch your death! Do you know what time it is? You're so skinny, are you eating? Let me make you a sandwich! Mamarazzi.

"I was reluctant at first to let you introduce art classes to the colony, but the morale of my workers and soldiers has definitely improved!"

'You remembered to bake it BEFORE the stripper got in, right?'

Twiggy

Model Village

Walk. Wait. Reassess your Priorities.

Celebrity without a cause