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Cranky pedestrian.

Gadzooks, will the light never change?

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

Blend Schools

25¢ Ride the Pony

Holy Guacamole.

"What don't you understand? When my clients fly their guests over your farm on the way to Vegas, they'd like to see the words 'Mazel tov, Josh' spelled out in your cornfield."

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

Urban lunch

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

"I like its easygoing spirit, but light mauve shows jelly."

"How do you connect it to the wi-fi?"

"Bobby, you may have worked for a circus but that's not an excuse for playing with your food!"

'Well, so much for laughter being the best medicine.'

"Gale. Dorothy Gale."

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

"Look, it's the managerial merry-go-round!"

'I'm from Health & Safety...I wonder if I might have a word...'

Model Village

Walk. Wait. Reassess your Priorities.

The Ford Taurus.

"The menu used to be á la carte. Now it's á la food truck."

"We call it that because Pastor Dave is always aware of kick-off time."

Dad, you know how your new longboard wouldn't fit in the car...

"You can hear this?"

'This is that good deer crossing I was telling you about.'

'Yeah, dear, I got the stomping job at the vineyard--you didn't mention they make cactus wine!'

'Maybe you should slow down.'

"There's no better high than the high from high fashion."

'Carpal tunnel alert'

"Remember babes, this business is all about beauty and perfection."

Fortunately for Rollo, Enid did not distract him from his highly sensitive work.

"Bob's going to be sorely missed by us all father. He was well respected in the caravanning community."

Road Construction

Cindy Bruna