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Cranky pedestrian.

Gadzooks, will the light never change?

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

Blend Schools

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Holy Guacamole.

"What don't you understand? When my clients fly their guests over your farm on the way to Vegas, they'd like to see the words 'Mazel tov, Josh' spelled out in your cornfield."

Urban lunch

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

"Bobby, you may have worked for a circus but that's not an excuse for playing with your food!"

"How do you connect it to the wi-fi?"

'Well, so much for laughter being the best medicine.'

"Gale. Dorothy Gale."

"I like its easygoing spirit, but light mauve shows jelly."

"Ewww – Cabernet with tuna fish?"

Model Village

"Look, it's the managerial merry-go-round!"

"The menu used to be á la carte. Now it's á la food truck."

Dad, you know how your new longboard wouldn't fit in the car...

"We call it that because Pastor Dave is always aware of kick-off time."

"You can hear this?"

'This is that good deer crossing I was telling you about.'

'Yeah, dear, I got the stomping job at the vineyard--you didn't mention they make cactus wine!'

'Maybe you should slow down.'

"Remember babes, this business is all about beauty and perfection."

'Carpal tunnel alert'

Fortunately for Rollo, Enid did not distract him from his highly sensitive work.

"Bob's going to be sorely missed by us all father. He was well respected in the caravanning community."

"There's no better high than the high from high fashion."

Road Construction

"Before this goes any further, I need to know - is this canon?"

What if Martha Stewart had been born a gopher?