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"The menu used to be á la carte. Now it's á la food truck."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'How many times have I told to seize the day before it seizes you?'

"We've made it more hellish by modeling it after corporate workplaces."

"The first of many cubicles..."

She Persisted (But it was a Weekend)

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

"Do you mind?"

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

"If things go well here, I'm going to open up my own firm."

Spot the Higgs Boson competition

"Lunch!"

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

I don't see a future for me in my present job. They don't reward mediocrity.

' I hear she was quite the collector...'

'Haven't they ever heard of walls around here?'

"...And when the world economy collapses, we all stand up and take over! Agreed?"

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

"Bobby, you may have worked for a circus but that's not an excuse for playing with your food!"

'Well, so much for laughter being the best medicine.'

'That explains why I have so much trouble parallel parking.'

'It's a model to study stress...these mice all have long commutes, dead end jobs and out of control kids.'

Back in 5 Minutes.

"It's my interpretation of the open floor office."

Desk Bins: Do Over/Do Over Again/Closer, but Re-Do/Return to Top Bin.

Boris Bike

"Can I help you?"

"Just how rare? The first print run of this book, in 1935 was just 6 copies and we're still waiting for one of those to sell...."

Miss Fennerman prepares to travel home

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Stretch-Camel.

"Have you considered not going home at night? Just think of the travel savings.."