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"If things go well here, I'm going to open up my own firm."

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"I recommend that you two find a way to spice up your shelf life."

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

"There! Now we're getting somewhere."

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

They Are Not Going to Take Me

'Typical bloody man, you've no idea what loyalty means...it's just self, self...self!'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

Personal Relationship Counsellor

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

'Let's agree to disagree.'

'First, I'll give you my side of the story...then, the wimp will give you his...'

Judge

'Your Honor, we find the defendant rich, famous and not guilty.'

'So, when did you first realise that you fancied me rotten?'

'Hello. Law offices of Anderson, Avery, Baer, Barton, Baston, Caggly, Cooper ... drat, who comes after Cooper?'

"The words 'complete screwball' are not in my vocabulary."

'I seem to have brought the wrong brief case, your honor.'

Your witness, Mr. Fusco. I would hope so, your honor

'I understand Benson is the principle partner here.'

'You can't arrest me -- I gave my power of attorney to another guy!'

"Certainly you're entitled to justice, if you can show that you deserve it."

'My wife doesn't understand me.'

'It's not just his insane jealousy - he also insists on choosing all my clothes.'

"I've decided to accept my legal counsel's advice and take the fifth."

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and FAST!'

"Look, they get really mad when I dig up the garden, so, can you please sign this statutory declaration..."