Crosswalk Comedian Gifts

'This is that good deer crossing I was telling you about.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

That may well be how the catalk models do it, but I still think you look like a three legged horse in a field of cowpats!

The Adventures of God

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

Push for Disco...

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Barnum & Bailey's Three Ring Binder

"Relax. They're just crows."

Perp Walk Fashion Show

Kelly Mittendorf

Road work next 15 years.

"Hey! Buddy! This is an interdimensional 4/3π way stop!"

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

Gok Wan

London Fashion Week.

'Oh come on, there's only one of them, you just have to keep an eye out.'

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"

"You really can't look at things in a black and white perspective anymore, Especially as we said that white is the new black."

'We'll leave the corn alone if you never tell that dumb story about Dorothy and Toto again.'

Gadzooks, will the light never change?

Road Work Ahead

Factory raised chickens. . .Free range chickens. . . Chickens that crossed the road.

Walk. Wait. Reassess your Priorities.

'There's a delay on the expressway: A truck loaded with peanut butter is spread across three lanes causing a traffic jam.'

A rolling stone gathers Kate Moss

Elsa Hosk

Designer Steals the Opening Day with Two Models wearing One Outfit

Laughter at Zebra Crossing.

Will dick around on the internet all day for food.

A clown sees that his unicycle has been wheel clamped.

"Now that's what I call a fashion model."

'and you're sure this will stop the underweight models getting on the catwalk?' - Cattlegrid on catwalk