Crocophile T-Shirts

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Sundial Time

Crocodile

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

Crocodile Food Pyramid

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

Trump's State Visit to the UK

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Alternative collective animal names

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

Crocodile Shoes

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

Complex Carbohydrates

'Hello, security.'

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

Two crocodiles are eyeing off two boats full Italian and Chinese tourist - 'It's your choice for lunch Larry, Italian or Chinese?'

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

'No pressure, Louie!!'