Crocophile Gifts

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Sundial Time

Crocodile

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

Crocodile Food Pyramid

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'I warned you about stuffing yourself with carbs, didn't I?'

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Alternative collective animal names

'I'm afraid, 'in a while crocodile' was the incorrect answer.'

Trump's State Visit to the UK

"Sorry, but it is not negotiable! You have to let Tim clean your teeth twice a day!"

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

"Be open about what's bothering you...."

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

Crocodile Shoes

"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Steve Irwin.

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Sorry Sir, but 'impersonating a log' is not a very marketable skill...'

'Hello, security.'

Complex Carbohydrates

'Yeachh! This isn't easy when they're not potty trained.'

Two crocodiles are eyeing off two boats full Italian and Chinese tourist - 'It's your choice for lunch Larry, Italian or Chinese?'

'The other one, Vince! Grab the other one! He's got a Rolex!'

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

'Great! you ate the waiter, now how am I going to order!?'

The Penultimate Temptation of Christ

Snake Eats the Snake Charmer.

'No pressure, Louie!!'