Crop Top Lover Gifts

Belly Flashing

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

Cornucopia

"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

Knowing that a typical carrot cake is loaded with fat and calories, Doris whipped up her on, much healthier recipe from scratch.

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

'My mom said eating carrots would help my eyesight, but she never mentioned other side effects.'

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."

'I'm sorry,we're out of carrots. They went fast.'

Melania Trump

'How come you get candy corn and I get real carrots?'

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

Produce Market. Sale. Ernie, I heard you call them "cheap dates" the first time.

'Yes, normally, carrots are good for you eyes, but in your case they only increase your sense of smell.'

Decorator Farming

'Take this and use it to make really dumb jokes.'

"We're sending you to a specialist in Holland. The Dutch, as you know, are experts on tulips."

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

Crop Walk.

Hey, those are not menus!

Farmers Market. These fresh vegetables are phenomenal! It's uncanny!

'So tell me, Doc...am I cracked or not?'

If Jesus had been a rabbit...

Anna Wintour

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'