Chevy Ragtops Lover Gifts

"Baldo, that's what good friends are for. You have wicked cool dreams...and I steal 'em!"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Do you buy cars here?"

'It seats two comfortably.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

Distance to horizon varies.

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

Family drive along avenue of trees in open top car

Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

"How deep are those pockets?"

'Okay, then I get the Corvette ... '

'Mah botty too pooty-lishious for you baby.'

John Peel

Now entering California, dude!

'Put up the roof. Another one of the kids just flew out.'

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'I'm afraid being based in Harley Street doesn't mean I fix sick Harleys!'

"Joey ripped me off. Last week I showed him this ad for a 1964 Chevy Impala...and he went out and bought it."

"Aw, c'mon ma, just five more minutes. . ."

"$100 for speeding and $250 for misleading the public."

'And this one has a digital readout to tell you 'how-much' the car is depreciating!'

Way-too-easy rider.

Belly Flashing

"I've tried everything, but my gas mileage is terrible."