Chevy Ragtops Lover Pillows

"Baldo, that's what good friends are for. You have wicked cool dreams...and I steal 'em!"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'It seats two comfortably.'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'Would you feel less inferior if I made you a Colonel?'

Distance to horizon varies.

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

Family drive along avenue of trees in open top car

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

Devil driving a convertible with many tailpipes

"How deep are those pockets?"

'Okay, then I get the Corvette ... '

'Mah botty too pooty-lishious for you baby.'

'Put up the roof. Another one of the kids just flew out.'

John Peel

Now entering California, dude!

'I'm afraid being based in Harley Street doesn't mean I fix sick Harleys!'

"Aw, c'mon ma, just five more minutes. . ."

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning an SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

"$100 for speeding and $250 for misleading the public."

'And this one has a digital readout to tell you 'how-much' the car is depreciating!'

Way-too-easy rider.

Pompous horse rider pt. 2

Belly Flashing

Man struggling to remember how he got home the morning after the derby