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Belly Flashing

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

'Can we get the corn that's already been chewed?!'

Cornucopia

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"And where've you been for the last four moons? Out with your daft pals making silly corn circles I suppose!"

'Wanna look for corn on the internet?'

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."

Melania Trump

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

'How come you get candy corn and I get real carrots?'

'I'm sorry,we're out of carrots. They went fast.'

'Take this and use it to make really dumb jokes.'

Decorator Farming

"We're sending you to a specialist in Holland. The Dutch, as you know, are experts on tulips."

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

If Jesus had been a rabbit...

'So tell me, Doc...am I cracked or not?'

'Are these carrots organically grown?'