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Stopping Time in order to Finish Book

Man drilling in an hour glass.

Man in boat sees clock rising in distance instead of the sun.

'Me keep thinking it Wednesday.'

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

Sundial Time

Brünnhilde's Funeral Pyre

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

The man in the big yellow hat remedies George's curiosity once and for all,

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

Diana Inquest - 'It's time to move on, and start making a TV mini-series of her life.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"You're late."

Alternative collective animal names

Clock Face Golf Set

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

"When my grandad retired you got a gold watch, I was told I could pop back and ask the time when they weren't too busy for me."

Clockwork Doll

No Binge Watching

"Why do I have to learn to tell time? Can't I just listen for the bell?"

Where have you been for the last hour!

'All done, ready for bed: I've cleaned his teeth...'

Freedom!

'Try not to watch the clock. It only makes the day go slower.'

You are what you collect.

'I hear ticking but no tocking.'

"How would I know I'm late? You haven't taught us to tell time yet!"

Time change

'Don't touch those, you big handed pervert.'

"Hey, you know those collective nouns are just a bunch of crap, right?"