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"I made a Christmas countdown calendar!"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Have you been playing dice?"

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

The Gettysburg Address in process.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Sphinx Comes Alive

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

Swells - Men's Fashion

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

Shakespeare's Brain

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

1950's.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

'The gods are perplexing.'

Cures for Ye Plague

"It's a long-term strategy to make them lazy and complacent first."

"Don't forget the screenplay."