Chronology Aficionado Gifts

"I made a Christmas countdown calendar!"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

The Gettysburg Address in process.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

"Tell me, Frankie, what time is it?"

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

Sphinx Comes Alive

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Swells - Men's Fashion

Shakespeare's Brain

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'

"There-there-all those countries...all those protesters...it's nothing personal...wait a minute! I think it is!"

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"Actually, I think it's a cluster of SCUD missiles heading our way!"

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

Bingo's Time Out - Part Eight

1950's.

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

Time Machine Collision.

Beetles Crossing sign on Abbey Road

"Wow - A flying Chaucer!!"

"Don't forget the screenplay."

'The gods are perplexing.'