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Diana Inquest - 'It's time to move on, and start making a TV mini-series of her life.'

'Rock Paper Scissors' as played by the American military.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"You're fired."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Gender Equality

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Great Chinese Dynasties

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Demure lady with gloves

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

Flags

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"What's a patent?"

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."