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The Proof and Nothing But the Proof

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Victor Hugo

"I think he was a celebrity."

Victorian Lady

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Second hand furniture.

The International and May Day Terrorism

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Cut!

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

That's What Happens

"All my symptoms are old ... "

A Macaroni in 1772

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Blue Dress and Feather

Paul Ree

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Trump secret police

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

The Gettysburg Address in process.

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

The Other Cooperstown

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'