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'Hunting and gathering is so tiring! Let's invent credit cards so we can just charge people interest!'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I think he was a celebrity."

Southwark Fair.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

The International and May Day Terrorism

"Have you been playing dice?"

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Trump secret police

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"All my symptoms are old ... "

Paul Ree

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

The Gettysburg Address in process.

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

'Are we there yet?'

After the Sentence

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."