The History Aficionado Gifts

'Hunting and gathering is so tiring! Let's invent credit cards so we can just charge people interest!'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Victor Hugo

"I think he was a celebrity."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Southwark Fair.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

The International and May Day Terrorism

Cut!

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

"Have you been playing dice?"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"All my symptoms are old ... "

That's What Happens

Trump secret police

Paul Ree

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Cover Design for the Yellow Book, Vol 3- Street Lamps Lighting a Lady's Toilet Mirror

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

The Gettysburg Address in process.

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

'Are we there yet?'

The Other Cooperstown

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'