Crime Writer Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for the crime writer in your life? Our collection features clever and amusing items that pay homage to their passion for mysteries and storytelling. From fun mugs to stylish t-shirts, find something that captures their love of the genre and makes their day a little brighter.

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"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person." mockup

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

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"The wife? - oh she's gone on a long holiday down under..."

"The wife? - oh she's gone on a long holiday down under..." mockup

"The wife? - oh she's gone on a long holiday down under..."

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"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast." mockup

"9-1-1, I'd like to report a great idea for a podcast."

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'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.'

'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.' mockup

'It's had the best reviews I've ever written.'

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'Yeah - someone's put the finger on 'im, no mistake.'

'Yeah - someone's put the finger on 'im, no mistake.' mockup

'Yeah - someone's put the finger on 'im, no mistake.'

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"We can make you disappear very quickly my friend."

"We can make you disappear very quickly my friend." mockup

"We can make you disappear very quickly my friend."

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Dashiell Hammett

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In Agatha Christie's bathroom.

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"I'm a crime writer... a writer of wrongs and a righter of wrongs."

"I'm a crime writer... a writer of wrongs and a righter of wrongs." mockup

"I'm a crime writer... a writer of wrongs and a righter of wrongs."

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OJ Simpson - Pop Up If I Did It (Here's how it happened).

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OJ Simpson - Pop Up If I Did It (Here's how it happened).

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Fishy murder - Jack the Kipper

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'No, I'm General Make-it-look-like-an-accident. General Accident is on holiday.'

'No, I'm General Make-it-look-like-an-accident. General Accident is on holiday.' mockup

'No, I'm General Make-it-look-like-an-accident. General Accident is on holiday.'

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'Hey, you in the upstairs apartment! How about using a silencer on that gun next time?'

'Hey, you in the upstairs apartment! How about using a silencer on that gun next time?' mockup

'Hey, you in the upstairs apartment! How about using a silencer on that gun next time?'

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Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley. mockup

Shakespeare in the park Mickey Spillane in the alley.

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"Okay punk, make my day"

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A holster of heavies

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'and what do you do?'

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Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

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'What is WRONG with you?!!'

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Murder/Mystery

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Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning." mockup

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

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"I'm sinking, no need to watch."

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"I have gathered you all here tonight to finally reveal which one of you killed Professor Sturm!"

"I have gathered you all here tonight to finally reveal which one of you killed Professor Sturm!" mockup

"I have gathered you all here tonight to finally reveal which one of you killed Professor Sturm!"

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"I want to report a dénouement."

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Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

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Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

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"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?" mockup

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

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"Puss in cement boots"

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It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it. mockup

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

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The Philip Marlow family

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'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.' mockup

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

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'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.' mockup

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

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'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.' mockup

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

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Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

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'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.' mockup

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

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The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces mockup

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

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Crime Writer Gifts Collection

Crime Writer Mugs

Discover more witty and charming mugs perfect for crime writers—blend humor with their love for mysteries. Click to explore our mug collection!

Crime Writer Pillows

Find comfy pillows with clever crime themes—perfect for adding humor and intrigue to their living space. Check out our pillow range today!

Crime Writer Prints

Decorate their wall with our crime-themed prints—combine artistry with humor to celebrate the crime writer in your life. Browse our prints now!

Crime Writer T-Shirts

Explore our collection of stylish and witty t-shirts for crime writers—bring humor and personality to their wardrobe. Visit our t-shirt selection now!