Crime Scene Comedians Gifts

Looking for a fun and witty gift for your friend who loves crime scene comedy? Our collection blends humor and mystery, making it ideal for fans of comedic mysteries, parody detectives, or anyone who enjoys a lighthearted take on crime scenes. Whether it's for a birthday or just because, these products are sure to get a laugh and become conversation starters. Explore our range of quirky mugs, funny t-shirts, cozy pillows, and witty art prints designed to celebrate your favorite comedic crime enthusiasts.

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Uses of a Dead Car in History: '...and probably with a reasonably blunt instrument.'

Uses of a Dead Car in History: '...and probably with a reasonably blunt instrument.' mockup

Uses of a Dead Car in History: '...and probably with a reasonably blunt instrument.'

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"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now." mockup

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

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"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder." mockup

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

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"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window." mockup

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

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'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?' mockup

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

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"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless." mockup

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

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"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!" mockup

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

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Police Lineup Escape

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"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy." mockup

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

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The Mafia Goes Green.

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'Either it's a mistake, or this town's gone soft on crime.'

'Either it's a mistake, or this town's gone soft on crime.' mockup

'Either it's a mistake, or this town's gone soft on crime.'

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'I won't be able to look up your account right now. Our computers have been impounded by the authorities.'

'I won't be able to look up your account right now. Our computers have been impounded by the authorities.' mockup

'I won't be able to look up your account right now. Our computers have been impounded by the authorities.'

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'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.' mockup

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

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"I'm investigating the theft of a breadcrumb by an ant matching your description."

"I'm investigating the theft of a breadcrumb by an ant matching your description." mockup

"I'm investigating the theft of a breadcrumb by an ant matching your description."

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'I'm in for identity theft, I stole it off someone who was wanted for murder.'

'I'm in for identity theft, I stole it off someone who was wanted for murder.' mockup

'I'm in for identity theft, I stole it off someone who was wanted for murder.'

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'OK, give him the money but we'll need to hold onto the gun as collateral.'

'OK, give him the money but we'll need to hold onto the gun as collateral.' mockup

'OK, give him the money but we'll need to hold onto the gun as collateral.'

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"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ." mockup

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

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"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us." mockup

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

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"What part of ‘secure the crime scene’ don’t you understand?!!"

"What part of ‘secure the crime scene’ don’t you understand?!!" mockup

"What part of ‘secure the crime scene’ don’t you understand?!!"

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"For a masked intruder, you seem to know your way around the house."

"For a masked intruder, you seem to know your way around the house." mockup

"For a masked intruder, you seem to know your way around the house."

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"Honestly, guys, my check is in the mail."

"Honestly, guys, my check is in the mail." mockup

"Honestly, guys, my check is in the mail."

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The Mafia isn't what it used to be... mockup

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

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"One ventriloquist dummy on trial for murder and we believe you had a hand in it."

"One ventriloquist dummy on trial for murder and we believe you had a hand in it." mockup

"One ventriloquist dummy on trial for murder and we believe you had a hand in it."

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'All your money or the pig sneezes!' mockup

'All your money or the pig sneezes!'

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"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!" mockup

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

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"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes). mockup

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

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'Hello, Mum!'

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"Do you accept ill-gotten gains?" mockup

"Do you accept ill-gotten gains?"

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'I think my husband is trying to bore me to death.'

'I think my husband is trying to bore me to death.' mockup

'I think my husband is trying to bore me to death.'

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'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.' mockup

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

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Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea. mockup

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

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'I'm always broke because I keep getting MUGGED!'

'I'm always broke because I keep getting MUGGED!' mockup

'I'm always broke because I keep getting MUGGED!'

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"We find a murdered ventriloquist dummy and have reason to believe you had a hand in it."

"We find a murdered ventriloquist dummy and have reason to believe you had a hand in it." mockup

"We find a murdered ventriloquist dummy and have reason to believe you had a hand in it."

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Crime Scene Comedians Gifts Collection

Crime Scene Comedians Mugs

Explore our full range of crime scene comedy products, including mugs perfect for fans who enjoy a humorous twist during their coffee breaks.

Crime Scene Comedians Pillows

Browse our cozy pillows with crime scene comedy themes—ideal for adding humor and comfort to any room.

Crime Scene Comedians Prints

Shop our witty art prints inspired by crime scene comedy—bring humor and personality to your walls with illustrations that get a chuckle.

Crime Scene Comedians T-Shirts

Check out our collection of funny t-shirts for crime scene comedy enthusiasts—great wearables that spark laughter and conversations.