Crime Comedian Gifts

Looking for a gift for the crime comedian in your world? Celebrate their love for dark humor and clever wit with our unique collection that combines comedic flair and creative charm. From hilarious mugs to punchy t-shirts, our items make every laugh count. Whether they’re a fan of crime puns or love a good joke, these gifts are sure to hit the target and add a splash of humor to their everyday routines.

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"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"

"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"

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'The burglars didn't take anything except your bagpipes.'

'The burglars didn't take anything except your bagpipes.' mockup

'The burglars didn't take anything except your bagpipes.'

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'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.' mockup

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

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"I hope you appreciate that all materials used in this whack are fully biodegradable."

"I hope you appreciate that all materials used in this whack are fully biodegradable." mockup

"I hope you appreciate that all materials used in this whack are fully biodegradable."

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"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now." mockup

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

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"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window." mockup

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

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'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?' mockup

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

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"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless." mockup

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

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"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke." mockup

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

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"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!" mockup

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

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Police Lineup Escape

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"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy." mockup

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

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'Either it's a mistake, or this town's gone soft on crime.'

'Either it's a mistake, or this town's gone soft on crime.' mockup

'Either it's a mistake, or this town's gone soft on crime.'

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The Mafia Goes Green.

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'I won't be able to look up your account right now. Our computers have been impounded by the authorities.'

'I won't be able to look up your account right now. Our computers have been impounded by the authorities.' mockup

'I won't be able to look up your account right now. Our computers have been impounded by the authorities.'

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"I'm investigating the theft of a breadcrumb by an ant matching your description."

"I'm investigating the theft of a breadcrumb by an ant matching your description." mockup

"I'm investigating the theft of a breadcrumb by an ant matching your description."

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The Mafia isn't what it used to be... mockup

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

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'I'm in for identity theft, I stole it off someone who was wanted for murder.'

'I'm in for identity theft, I stole it off someone who was wanted for murder.' mockup

'I'm in for identity theft, I stole it off someone who was wanted for murder.'

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'OK, give him the money but we'll need to hold onto the gun as collateral.'

'OK, give him the money but we'll need to hold onto the gun as collateral.' mockup

'OK, give him the money but we'll need to hold onto the gun as collateral.'

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"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ." mockup

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

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"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us." mockup

"Remember, we're an enlightened group. We victimize everyone. No hate crimes for us."

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"For a masked intruder, you seem to know your way around the house."

"For a masked intruder, you seem to know your way around the house." mockup

"For a masked intruder, you seem to know your way around the house."

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"Honestly, guys, my check is in the mail."

"Honestly, guys, my check is in the mail." mockup

"Honestly, guys, my check is in the mail."

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'It wasn't so much armed robbery as my client converting the owner's assets from sole proprietorship to a mutual fund.'

'It wasn't so much armed robbery as my client converting the owner's assets from sole proprietorship to a mutual fund.' mockup

'It wasn't so much armed robbery as my client converting the owner's assets from sole proprietorship to a mutual fund.'

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'I think my husband is trying to bore me to death.'

'I think my husband is trying to bore me to death.' mockup

'I think my husband is trying to bore me to death.'

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The Brains of the Outfit

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"We find a murdered ventriloquist dummy and have reason to believe you had a hand in it."

"We find a murdered ventriloquist dummy and have reason to believe you had a hand in it." mockup

"We find a murdered ventriloquist dummy and have reason to believe you had a hand in it."

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'I'm always broke because I keep getting MUGGED!'

'I'm always broke because I keep getting MUGGED!' mockup

'I'm always broke because I keep getting MUGGED!'

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Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea. mockup

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

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"One ventriloquist dummy on trial for murder and we believe you had a hand in it."

"One ventriloquist dummy on trial for murder and we believe you had a hand in it." mockup

"One ventriloquist dummy on trial for murder and we believe you had a hand in it."

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"Do you accept ill-gotten gains?" mockup

"Do you accept ill-gotten gains?"

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"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!" mockup

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

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'All your money or the pig sneezes!' mockup

'All your money or the pig sneezes!'

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'Hello, Mum!'

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"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes). mockup

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

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Crime Comedian Gifts Collection

Crime Comedian Mugs

Explore our collection of crime comedy mugs—perfect for fans who love to start their day with a good laugh and a hot drink.

Crime Comedian Pillows

Discover our humorous crime comedy pillows—quirky accents for your living space that keep the laughs and comfort going.

Crime Comedian Prints

Browse our crime comedy prints—sharp, witty, and perfect for adding a humorous touch to any room.

Crime Comedian T-Shirts

Check out our crime comedy t-shirts—designed for those who enjoy humor with a bit of an edge, making every outfit a conversation starter.