Crime Comedy Enthusiast Gifts

"Please hurry - I don't know how long my cat can keep him subdued."

"Interesting business proposal. We'll have to run it by illegal."

"They're fake. Part of the new false sense of security system."

OK! Hands up all those who know what this is?Learning the hard way.

Edward's stick-up notes were often long, rambling, and incoherent.

"Honey, I still think you're the greatest."

Policeman and horse thief

"Got him bang to rights. Trying to sell cocaine in pounds and ounces."

"O.K.number two, now put your right foot in and shake it all about."

'Looks like the victim was brutally sliced in to multiple pieces.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

'Make it quick. I'm running outta ammo.'

'I'm glad you came in. You're behind on your getaway car payments.'

Boy with policeman - "That's Kevin's new tagging device!"

'Can you identify the man who stole your identity, Mrs Smithers?'

Hold-up at the sperm bank.

'Money laundering is stupid! -- Every time I try it, the stuff just falls apart!'

"Oh you, you and your stifling regulations."

"Empty the cash drawer, but keep 15% for withholding!"

Police Lineup Escape

"If you killed him using a tennis racket, you need a sports lawyer."

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

Foolproof Plans

'Money laundering is stupid! -- Every time I try it, the stuff just falls apart!'

Police lineup with smileys.

"This guy's smoking DOPE...I'll get backup!" Wall street Fraud

'We only need it for fifteen or twenty minutes.'

Gangster personal ad

Hygiene

Line-up for a person's shoe print.

'He hasn't done anything yet, but keep an eye on him.'

"It was a simple case of mistaken identity. Nobody's fault – I always carry more than one set of ID."

Pick Pocketing was so popular in London that it was included in the Baton relay.

'Psst! Wanna buy the inside of a coat?'

"We're working on the theory that he knew his assailant"