Crime Comedy Enthusiast Gifts

"Please hurry - I don't know how long my cat can keep him subdued."

"Interesting business proposal. We'll have to run it by illegal."

"They're fake. Part of the new false sense of security system."

Piñata police line-up.

OK! Hands up all those who know what this is?Learning the hard way.

Edward's stick-up notes were often long, rambling, and incoherent.

"Honey, I still think you're the greatest."

Policeman and horse thief

"Got him bang to rights. Trying to sell cocaine in pounds and ounces."

Boy with policeman - "That's Kevin's new tagging device!"

'Make it quick. I'm running outta ammo.'

"O.K.number two, now put your right foot in and shake it all about."

'I'm glad you came in. You're behind on your getaway car payments.'

Hold-up at the sperm bank.

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

'Looks like the victim was brutally sliced in to multiple pieces.'

'Can you identify the man who stole your identity, Mrs Smithers?'

"Oh you, you and your stifling regulations."

'As business plans go this does have some short term merits...'

Hygiene

'Money laundering is stupid! -- Every time I try it, the stuff just falls apart!'

"It was a simple case of mistaken identity. Nobody's fault – I always carry more than one set of ID."

Foolproof Plans

'Psst! Wanna buy the inside of a coat?'

'I won't be able to look up your account right now. Our computers have been impounded by the authorities.'

Pick Pocketing was so popular in London that it was included in the Baton relay.

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

Line-up for a person's shoe print.

"We're working on the theory that he knew his assailant"

'We only need it for fifteen or twenty minutes.'

'He says he's looking for an honest man -- should I book him on suspicion?'

'He hasn't done anything yet, but keep an eye on him.'

"This guy's smoking DOPE...I'll get backup!" Wall street Fraud

Police Lineup Escape

Police lineup with smileys.