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We met in a police line-up!

"Pardon me, Vito, but I'm holding the talking stick now."

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

'Yes, folks, the victim was a bolt. Now, I'm afraid, he's a deadbolt.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

"Wear a wire? Oh, no, all of our police informants have gone wireless."

"One crime on this island and everyone's a suspect!"

Police Lineup Escape

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

'I won't be able to look up your account right now. Our computers have been impounded by the authorities.'

'OK, give him the money but we'll need to hold onto the gun as collateral.'

"What part of ‘secure the crime scene’ don’t you understand?!!"

"Hmm. . . it looks like he was struck on the head with a blunt object. . . If only I could find out what the murder weapon could be. . ."

'I'm in for identity theft, I stole it off someone who was wanted for murder.'

"For a masked intruder, you seem to know your way around the house."

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

'All your money or the pig sneezes!'

'I think my husband is trying to bore me to death.'

"One ventriloquist dummy on trial for murder and we believe you had a hand in it."

"We find a murdered ventriloquist dummy and have reason to believe you had a hand in it."

"Everybody freeze! This is a stickup!"

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"Do you accept ill-gotten gains?"

"Do you know what time they open love?"

"Everyone we know is escaping and you sit there doing nothing."

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

Piñata police line-up.

An old dog learns a new trick.

'I can't believe you gave them your resume instead of the holdup note!'

"If you killed him using a tennis racket, you need a sports lawyer."

Money Laundering

"Jeff! Have you been sleepwalking again?!"

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."