Cricket Hero Gifts

Excalibur Cricket Bat

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

PROBLEM AREAS

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

I love Basketball.

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Multisports

Zdeno Chara

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

"You can take her ... just pretend she's my mother."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

"Hey. . . in use!"

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

Cricket cake

Many people suspect that the players aren't the only ones on steroids.

Working in recovery of Hurricane

Goalie Wall.

Athletic Darwinism.

You look like a team player. I like that!

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

'I am glad I never caught any rabbits! I've been living off the royalties ever since!'

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'

Imran Khan

'Do you think he knows we're carrying beef sandwiches?'

CCTV

Umpire Gridgely's habit of embellishing his decisions with Shakespearean quotes was starting to annoy the players.