Cricket Hero Pillows

Excalibur Cricket Bat

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

PROBLEM AREAS

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

'John is watching the game under protest.'

I love Basketball.

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Multisports

Zdeno Chara

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

"You can take her ... just pretend she's my mother."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

Cricket cake

'You daft cow...I said I needed some company and was out for a duck!'

Working in recovery of Hurricane

Goalie Wall.

10 reasons why cricket is not a real sport.

"Hey. . . in use!"

Athletic Darwinism.

You look like a team player. I like that!

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

Umpire Gridgely's habit of embellishing his decisions with Shakespearean quotes was starting to annoy the players.

'Do you think he knows we're carrying beef sandwiches?'

'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'

CCTV

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."