Baseball Hero Pillows

"Oh, I see you found my ball."

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

PROBLEM AREAS

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'John is watching the game under protest.'

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

I love Basketball.

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

Zdeno Chara

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"I don't care if your mother is watching on telly, just get the ball in the net!"

Professional football.

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

Goalie Wall.

Athletic Darwinism.

You look like a team player. I like that!

Llama training

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

"A little high and inside."

Advantages of being bald # 3 - Evil villain movie parts.

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

'Team spirit, my ass.'

'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'

"Highlighting your Bible doesn't make you more spiritual than anyone else."

T-Rex: the Best Hockey Goalie

"Man, he pulled that one out of thin air!"

I love hockey!

Canadian Jesus

Connor Wickham