Little League Hero Pillows

'It's really your fault for not keeping your window open.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

I love Basketball.

'I was up twice and got one hit, which gives me an lifetime average of 500!'

"We won again, and guess what? A Russian oligarch wants to buy us!"

'Well, Jimmy, it's your turn to go get it.'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'I committed the sin of pride. I've been gloating over how our church baseball team waxed yours.'

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

'Nice level swing, Billy. Just meet the ball. Don't try to kill it, Billy.'

"Coach said I can be catcher if I gain 30 pounds."

"Would you knowingly cheat to be better at something just to make millions of dollars? Well would you? Son? ... Son?"

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

Athletic Darwinism.

Llama training

Sportsmanship

"Did you really just tell me to keep my eye on the ball?"

Pop's store's wanted ad: MOM.

'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'

'A good, but not a grand slam!'

"A little high and inside."

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."