Picket Line Hero Pillows

Strike Accessory #118: The Picket Sign/Umbrella Combo.

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

Indoor Football

The Ultimate Sleeping Bag.

"You can take her ... just pretend she's my mother."

"I don't care if your mother is watching on telly, just get the ball in the net!"

Professional football.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"Hey. . . in use!"

Many people suspect that the players aren't the only ones on steroids.

'Do you think he knows we're carrying beef sandwiches?'

The stilt walkers union on strike

'Congratulations, Hightower. You now lead the league in untainted urine samples.'

Robot League Baseball. The player upgrades are great this year! New batteries and antennas will increase our home runs and decrease strike outs. They'll hit with more power, yet still make consistent contact! A software patch will cut down on errors. And the catcher's signs are encrypted now so they won't get stolen. Even with all that stuff, the most important upgrade is organic, grown in a biology lab! Yeah, every member of the pitching staff has a live arm!

"Man, he pulled that one out of thin air!"

Connor Wickham

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'

It's a Limmmo! It's a Limmmo! Wooohoooooo!! : Filled with joy and excitement, Dougie, a seasoned traveller, achieves the dream of all hitchhikers worldwide...he had finally caught the perfect ride

'So... shall I put you down as a Miss, a Mrs, a Ms or a miffed?'

The Game Man: He puts a lorry load of trout into his water every spring.

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

"No, I can't just fire you up one of those stone oven pizzas."

'Hi Hon, just calling to let you know I'm on my way home.'

“My secret is lots of hills and meeting new people.”

"It's not a bad place to work, aside from the totally oppressive confidentiality agreement they make us sign."

'Ok, ok. We'll run through it one more time. The rabbit pops up, goes round the tree ..'

"Ah...the perfect balance between man and nature."

'Yo, coach! I think I found that promising young fielder with the hot bat who suddenly disappeared in the playoffs last fall!'

Bo's Comedy Career Never Quite Got Off the Ground

'Lassie, come home!!'

Knocked it out of the park