Picket Line Performer Pillows

The stilt walkers union on strike

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Cycling with a harp case

"I see you're an ex televangelist who would like to stay in sales."

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

Footballer changes shirt with the ref.

Fan-Centric Stadium

Wilfried Zaha

'Hold on, there might be someone more interesting on the other line...'

George Best

Brass Band

"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

Bowled out.

Strike Accessory #118: The Picket Sign/Umbrella Combo.

Johnny Cashpoint.

"Accidentally flying onstage does not count as 'doing Shakespeare in the Park.' "

'The game's starting to get a bit niggly!'

Jack Grealish

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

"It's not a bad place to work, aside from the totally oppressive confidentiality agreement they make us sign."

Pickleball, the Musical

Antoine Griezmann

"We'll swop at half time."

Football

Footballers - Steve Mcmanaman

'No one likes rejection, Catherine, but you really shouldn't end your sales presentations by saying you're 'really sorry.''

"I'm protesting to protect protesting jobs."

"If they freeze our wages we wouldn't be able to buy anything until it thawed out."

'Another strike?'

'Well, I was wrong - Sometimes it DOES hurt to ask.'