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"One can only hope this is the raw stuff of art."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

A Good Batch.

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Party Animals.

'Steak Ted?'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"I love this time of day."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"I forget to drink."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Well, here he is. He just grew on me until I couldn't stand it anymore."

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."