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"One can only hope this is the raw stuff of art."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

A Good Batch.

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Party Animals.

'Steak Ted?'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"I love this time of day."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Superheroes Having a Drink

"I forget to drink."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Well, here he is. He just grew on me until I couldn't stand it anymore."

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"How is the dollar trading against the Martini today, Jack?"

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."