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'We've been outsourced to an Indian cool centre.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

Party Animals.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"I love this time of day."

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

'Looks like no Christmas bonus this year.'

"This looks like a job for 'Margarita Man!'"

"Well, after ad school, our Timothy made a 6-second Ad that nobody saw."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Join me in a glass of champagne?

"Pavlov's dog: Friday night"

"Well, here he is. He just grew on me until I couldn't stand it anymore."

'Is that a suspicious package in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?'

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

"I had a low birth weight but a high birthright."

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."