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"Ladies and gentlemen...closing time. Or should Just say 'last call'?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

Cat Nip.

Party Animals.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'No ice.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Pina Coladas

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"An everything Martini, please."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

You're the botanicals in my gin

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"I love this time of day."

Shaken not stirred

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

In case of emergency, break glass.

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.