Cocktail Critiquer Mugs

"Ladies and gentlemen...closing time. Or should Just say 'last call'?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

On holiday.

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

I could have danced all night!

Cocktails on the verandah.

'No ice.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Party Animals.

Cat Nip.

Join me in a Martini?

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

Balancing two espresso martinis

Shaken not stirred

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

"I love this time of day."

You're the botanicals in my gin

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"An everything Martini, please."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

In case of emergency, break glass.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Margarita

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"Another flue shot, Larry.