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"The guy at the other end of the bar would like to buy himself another drink."

"I always presumed she'd be much longer suffering than she turned out to be."

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

We'll have Manhattans...

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"An everything Martini, please."

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

You're the botanicals in my gin

Balancing two espresso martinis

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

The Martini is invented.

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

'Fried chickens.'

Baloneystini

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'