Cocktail Critique Pillows

"The guy at the other end of the bar would like to buy himself another drink."

"I always presumed she'd be much longer suffering than she turned out to be."

On holiday.

Cocktails on the verandah.

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

We'll have Manhattans...

Pina Coladas

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"An everything Martini, please."

You're the botanicals in my gin

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

Espresso Martini Peacock

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

You're the olive in my martini

"Well, what are you doing after the millennium?"

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Another round of banana daiquiris for the lovely lady and I, please!"

The Martini is invented.

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

'Fried chickens.'