Cranberry Enthusiast Gifts

The search for cranberries...

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Eternal Student.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Banana Split...

An old man growing berries

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

You've Had Enough!

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Would you all please congatulate...'

Writers without borders.

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

'What's holding him up?'

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

You are what you eat!

'You've had enough!'

National Coffee Day

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'You've had enough.'

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'