Cranberry Enthusiast T-Shirts

The search for cranberries...

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

Eternal Student.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Banana Split...

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Office Supplies/Coffee Supplies.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

An old man growing berries

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

You've Had Enough!

'Would you all please congatulate...'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

Writers without borders.

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

'What's holding him up?'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...

"Make sure the coffee has extra caffeine. I want the employees awake during overtime."

You are what you eat!

Boy whistling at crackers.

'You've had enough!'

National Coffee Day

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

"No. You turn over."

'You've had enough.'