Crafty Senior Gifts

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

'I've been knitting since I was ten. . . and never learnt how? To cast off?'

I quilt therefore I am

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

"Bad news. Your use-by date was a month ago."

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Woman knitting a washing line.

Silver Surfer.

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

What's Their Secret?

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

'Styrofoam.'

Harps and Embroidery.

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

"I've had a busy week. I had my hip and iPhone upgraded."

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Sportknitting

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'