Crafty Senior T-Shirts

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

'I've been knitting since I was ten. . . and never learnt how? To cast off?'

I quilt therefore I am

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Tia Carmen, can you make a new dress for my doll?"

"Bad news. Your use-by date was a month ago."

Ladies reading a crochet pattern for amusement

Woman knitting a washing line.

Silver Surfer.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

'Genius! Art class and snack time!'

Harps and Embroidery.

'Styrofoam.'

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

What's Their Secret?

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Sportknitting

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'He kept his enthusiasm for DIY right up to the end.'

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

'Just a minute, I forgot something.'

'I remember the day you were born. . .It was a Monday afternoon.'

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'