Cowhide Connoisseur Gifts

Are your cowhide coats any good?

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Cow's straw

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Dawing your Cellphone

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"They’re real."

Slinky Cow World

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'