Cowhide Connoisseur Mugs

Are your cowhide coats any good?

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'The circle is complete!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Dawing your Cellphone

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Cow's straw

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"They’re real."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Slinky Cow World

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.