Covid Conjurer T-Shirts

"Darn it, lost another swab."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

Bright Idea

Sisyphus during Covid

'Think, son! What was that formula you fed that tree?!'

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Snakecharming.

'And Fenwick, those pesky third quarter stats? Don't tweak 'em �' torque 'em!'

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Let 'em try to regulate this!"

Fallen Angel.

All of this is very doable-

"The usual, please."

Whosoever draweth out the publishing, recording, and distribution contracts from the stone shall forever be acknowledged as the Duke of Earl, and nothing can stop him.

"As a special Halloween treat, Zachary will explain cryptocurrencies."

"She works best in hex mode."

Hudibras - 8 - Hudibras beats Sidrophel, and his man Whachum.

"Now that we taped some inspiration to a wall, we can finally start staring with our arms crossed while making the 'hmmmm' sound."

Quwaket

"Goddess of Good give me strength! I must. . . get. . . off. . . the. . . internet!"

'You do good web design, but there's not a lot of variety in it.'

Covid-19: The Summer Equalizer

Someone putting parasite ornaments on a tree.

'He's a wizard. He came with the software.'

"I wonder what happened in all those other timelines?"

Math Department Janitor

Witching Hour

"However, the change is spectacular on the molecular level."

Kekule was predestined