Covid Contemplator T-Shirts

"I wonder what happened in all those other timelines?"

2020 Simulator

The nearness of you.

Sisyphus during Covid

"And the best-case scenario? How many more?"

Deaths from Coronavirus

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

"Darn it, lost another swab."

Professional woman in pub

Experts through the ages.

"Shall we put it in play?"

"1971... 2015..."

Coronavirus Debate

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

"Cheer up, might never happen!"

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

"I let go of all my earthly attachments, but there's one I can't seem to shake."

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

Apocalipsis

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

Albert Camus.

"Goddess of Good give me strength! I must. . . get. . . off. . . the. . . internet!"

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

"Pay no attention. It's his way of telling us he needs a lot of space."

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

Alcohol 'Nector of the Gods' 'Devils Brew!'

Tieing smoking to the stock market: 'Are you kidding! I can't quit while the market is so volatile!'