Covid-19 Contemplator T-Shirts

"Goddess of Good give me strength! I must. . . get. . . off. . . the. . . internet!"

Deaths from Coronavirus

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Sisyphus during Covid

Professional woman in pub

Experts through the ages.

"Shall we put it in play?"

"1971... 2015..."

Coronavirus Debate

Lazy man contemplates the moment of creation.

"Cheer up, might never happen!"

'I just can't keep up with the conversations in deep space.'

US Dollar weakens.

'What I especially like about being a philosopher-scientist is that I don't have to get my hands dirty.'

'What? -- I send you all this great sunlight, and you waste it growing PROTOPLASM?'

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

'Since the universe is rapidly expanding, there's a lot more that we have to worry about now.'

Apocalipsis

"Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise."

"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."

Albert Camus.

"Oh, to be a Mayfly."

"Totality was great, but now that it's over I'm like, 'What am I even doing?'"

'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'

Today is the first day of the rest of my life, Axel. Is that the good news or the bad news?

'Hey, don't look at me -- I was AGAINST free will.'

"I wonder if there's life as we know it on other planets."

"Pay no attention. It's his way of telling us he needs a lot of space."

'Attaining harmony with the universe is a gradual process. You need to start with a cease-fire.'

A man with the world on his mind inspects the world

We only go around once

"Do you remember when this was a deserted archipelago?"

"I wonder what happened in all those other timelines?"

Tieing smoking to the stock market: 'Are you kidding! I can't quit while the market is so volatile!'